Heartbreaking. Funny. Sad. Evoking emotions I didn't think I had.
I hope you find a place to publish this, because your writing craft is unbelievable.
Falling to your knees, crying in the fetal position--such irony. Such isolation.
So Nick from Fredonia is coitus partner?!
For a three minute piece... damn.

*Umm, just a thing the reader may want included: You should mention WHY, after recently learning of your young sisters pregnancy, you decide to leave the "virginal hell."

*Also, a great voice. I thought I was listening to a national NPR show.